Penguin dentists and such

Today's assignment was to write a story based on a picture. My story is (again) an assignment that I did for English where we were supposed to combine words and write sentences describing the adventures of a penguin/dentist. So here is the story (note the obvious Kurt Vonnegut reference).

 

The peniguin siwaddled while reading his dendix. He wasn't paying attention and leddled into the door. Spassionately he kicked the door. The door swung back hitting the penguin who siledaisically was flung onto the petunias and was run over by a walnana. So it goes. 

Glossary: siwaddle- silently+waddle 

dendix- dentist+appendix

leddled-leap+waddle

spassionately- silently+passionately 

siledaisically-silently+ lackadaisically 

walnana- walrus+banana

On a more normal note, today I got a hair cut. I usually get a hair cut with this Bulgarian lady, and either my mom or dad are in the room so they are making small talk with her, and I don't have to talk at all. Well this time they weren't there 'cause they were too busy partying and I had to go by myself. So, I'm sitting there and it was this awkward silence because well, I have nothing to talk about, and I guess she wasn't very much in the mood to talking to me. So, I had to endure half an hour of the most awkward silence ever. That's all I have to say for today.

Goodnight <3